Monday, August 22, 2011
I don't have nosy neighbors, but I do get a lot of solicitors in my neighborhood, and rarely open the door unless it's someone I know... but I would answer the door every time a salesman knocked if I was able to transform myself into a hideous creature with groping tentacles and bulging, bloodshot eyes just for that moment. I imagine myself chasing them down the street, as they try to get into their car, fumbling, dropping their keys. I would love that. Is it wrong to have these thoughts??
Sunday, August 14, 2011
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
I went to the movies last night. It was fun! The audience in the theater was intelligent and respectful of others by keeping their conversation interesting DURING the movie, and letting us all see how beautiful their smartphones look in the dark. There were only 13 commercials shown. We paid just $15.50 each for what turned out to be a screening with extreme high-volume sound effects! Neat! The sub-par, grainy picture quality was an experience to behold. I can't WAIT to go again!
This is how to stay positive using sarcasm, folks.
Monday, August 8, 2011
Monday, August 1, 2011
Okay, so Im fudging here a bit by posting an old cartoon I did in the eighties. It's so old I can't even remember what it was drawn for. I just didn't have enough spare time to come up with a new one for this week's Illustration Friday word. So, please forgive.
Anyway, I thought of this one right away and went diggin' into the archives to find it. Hope you like. -Ted