I went to the movies last night. It was fun! The audience in the theater was intelligent and respectful of others by keeping their conversation interesting DURING the movie, and letting us all see how beautiful their smartphones look in the dark. There were only 13 commercials shown. We paid just $15.50 each for what turned out to be a screening with extreme high-volume sound effects! Neat! The sub-par, grainy picture quality was an experience to behold. I can't WAIT to go again!
This is how to stay positive using sarcasm, folks.