I don't have nosy neighbors, but I do get a lot of solicitors in my neighborhood, and rarely open the door unless it's someone I know... but I would answer the door every time a salesman knocked if I was able to transform myself into a hideous creature with groping tentacles and bulging, bloodshot eyes just for that moment. I imagine myself chasing them down the street, as they try to get into their car, fumbling, dropping their keys. I would love that. Is it wrong to have these thoughts??