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Monday, March 5, 2012

Space Barbecue!


Another weird idea from my sick and twisted mind. Do the aliens have good intentions?? These people seem to think so.
The Illustration Friday word is 'Intention'.

43 comments:

  1. I like sick humour! The guy waving to his mate is a nice touch..whether these guys have good intentions..depends whose side your'e on...

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  2. Spam spam spam spam sopam spaom spaosdudnm!!!!

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  3. Thanks Ted!!!!!!!
    I was just invited to something like this, for tonight
    today rang the bell at my house a little green man and said they are waiting for me near my house tonight
    the experience will be unforgettable (he said)
    ah also said that I take my bottle of ketchup...
    But now I know I will not go, maybe I tell my neighbor (who listens music at full volume) that he can goes tonight, do not be a bad idea.
    I am a bad guy?

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  4. Haha! Great idea! I love how it's basically folding chairs. Great style, well drawn and whimsical (if that's possible, with impending death and mayhem.)

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  5. Hahaha, nice one Ted! Maybe they should invite the humans at their (boiling) swimming pool as well.

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  6. This is so sick that I love it. Will you please send your spaceship barbecue over here? We need to clean up just a little over the boundary line. Hah!

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  7. Tsup! Tsup! Tsup! No word thingie over here. Although I am beginning to be quite good at it. Have you ever noticed that the spelling errors have gotten worse as we are becoming more and more computerized? Perhaps the people who create these word verifications actually think those are real words. Maybe in their language the phrase means "Hello Stupid." Hahaha!

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  8. I'm going to take a wild guess and say this is an autobiographical piece? Did you survive such a ride? That could explain the sick and twisted. In fact, sign me up for the next take off. I rather like sick and twisted.

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    1. You're partly right. Since the refrigerator in the garage had a chain around it when I was a little kid, I used to hide in the barbecue instead.

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  9. Eeeeeeewwwwww TED BLACKMAN! You are so sick! I read your comment about Gerard - like fat juicy tomato bursting. ICK! EWWW. Maybe you can draw that scene as a tribute to Rod's Gerard. Oh goodness. I can see Gerard exploding and the giant's teeth turning red! ICK ICK!

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  10. Just so you know, you have corrupted me as evidenced by my comment on a cute animation by Froggie:

    "Oh Froggie, please forgive me. When I saw the title, I thought something horrible is going to happen like the dolphin crashing on concrete and exploding or the frog getting splattered. I AM SO sorry. Really indeed, I am. I am so relieved!!! Thank you."

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    1. I've found that you can pretty much say anything disgusting, as long as you begin or end with 'I am so sorry'.

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  11. Ah yes, it is clearly their mission To Serve Man. You know, one of those alien crafts seems to have landed in our garage. It's a good bit smaller, so perhaps they're particularly fond of Earth Squirrels? I shall be on my guard nonetheless!

    p.s. A lefty, aha! Do you think possibly leftiness leads to twistedness?

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    1. Gosh, what if one day you open your barbecue and found a burnt squirrel inside? Yeeeeeee!

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    2. I have found some pretty strange things in my garage (wildlife abounds in NC) but I think that a serving of Squirrel Surprise would put me off BBQ for some time!

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  12. Oh I have missed your humour. Back into blog land today and wanted to drop by and say hi and did so, as I ususally do on visiting your blog, in stitches.
    I just love it! :-)

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  13. Hahaha! Great play on the IF topic! Those poor, poor, stupid people.

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    1. Yeah, I love drawing stupid people. Intelligent people are so visually boring.

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  14. HAHAHA this is more like hell barbecue!!!

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  15. Sick and twisted? No, this is just nature and survival of the fittest! Reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode with the cook book. Have you seen it?

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    1. Of course. "To Serve Man". One of my favorite episodes.

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  16. Yes, this is a bit morbid but as it clearly just a (sci-)fiction, it is funny. When Vin Diesel makes a bomb, it's thrilling, when Donald Duck does the same, it is funny :) Great association of BBQ and UFO!

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  17. this is scary... I can see it really happening.. gulp. :P

    thanks for the nag on my blog btw, Ted.. it's a strangely perfect timing as I'm planning to go back to it starting next week! :D The red croc is still alive!! :)

    All the best, sir.

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  18. me me me!!!!!!!! i want a free space ride!!!!!!!! I love your twisted mind :)

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  19. hahahahha...i hope the humans are wearing their sunscreen...SPF 5000 ought to do it. :D

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  20. LOL! Oh, jeez! My favorite one of yours yet. This is a riot and would so totally happen (according to Dr. Who)! I love Curious Art's comment 'to serve man.' How long does it take for you to come up with these? Do you start with a word association list? I love your brain!

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  21. Jen, sometimes the gag never comes, even after laboring over an idea for days. Other times an idea pops into my head immediately like a light turning on, which can make me laugh out loud. Those are usually the best ones. Wish it was always that easy.

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  22. haha nice one ted! love the two guys waving, nice little touch :) i havent been checking blogs much lately so i thought i'd also let you know i love the skunk cartoon haha funny stuff :)

    and thanks for stopping by my blog too!

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  23. I think I'll have that fat lady at the back...and some extra sauce, please...

    (^_^) Love your sick twisted mind.

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    1. Yikes. I'm not alone in my twistedness. ha.

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  24. NEVER trust aliens.
    Specially if their spaceship smells delicious.

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  25. Can't see what's wrong with this, I’m sure they are nice people ...

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  26. Super illustration, I love this type of humour.

    Maybe the aliens should have provided bakofoil suits you know to protect the passengers from the hazards of space, not to seal in the flavour or anything.

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  27. Yup... "To Serve Man" Twilight Zone for the 21st century- courtesy,the brain of Ted Blackman.

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  28. I like that the little chef outfits don't clue anyone in. Thanks for the chuckle.

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  29. Fantastic!
    Put the word FREE before anything and most people will just do it - FREE Bungee jump, FREE parachute jump, etc.
    Thanks for comment on my daughter's drawing, she was made up with it, especially when I pointed out that you worked at Warner Bros as she's really into drawing Looney Tunes characters at the moment.

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  30. I am not sure..... I am afraid that such intentions have only inhabitants of our planet !

    ( I like this one)

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