It's no longer a dirty, little secret. Those lousy gremlins have been hiding your stuff all along. Hank got up last night to do his business and thought he heard giggling coming from the living room. Next thing you know he was face to face with the little bastards. They disappeared in a flash, but luckily Hank managed to grab his cell, TV remote and car keys before they left. He's still looking for his wallet, though.